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He's standing right behind me, isn't he?

Jack,

Draw me like one of your French girls.

This is my butterfly.

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

The Little Mermaid

Wanderin' free, wish I could be, PART OF THAT WORLD!

Old MacDonald Had a Farm

E-I-E-I-No.

Call Poison Control

Tell them I've ingested something called "sweet potatoes".

Mean Girl

Get in, Loser, we're going shopping.

Dear Older Brother,

It's called a SELFie.

Just get me new clothes

Let's not speak about what just happened.

This frozen strawberry is useless.

F these teeth.

Third child probz

Look what happened to me.  WHERE WERE YOU!?

Those are private.

You'd better not be posting my topless pics.

Must approve pictures in the future..

Just make sure I don't have a hair sticking up!

Don't make me repeat myself

I said don't touch my hand.

They're staying the night at Grandma and Pop Pop's house!

I CAN'T EVEN CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT.

My First Halloween

Say 'BOO' again.

Pacifier

This is not what I asked for.

Allegiant

I get what you're saying, Veronica Roth, but I'm still not convinced Tris had to die in the end.

Not exactly a winning team..

WTF dad?

Enough with the screaming

Is it their bedtime yet?